Welcome to the land of arbitrariness and regulations that no one needs.

Here is my data protection regulation. Greetings to all those who are specifically looking for a data protection regulation on my site

and if they are not present, send warnings in the thousands of euros range. This data protection regulation is effective immediately and contains all the data garbage that, as already mentioned, nobody actually needs.

I apologize in advance for the data volume but I had no other choice.

The federal government is responsible for this.

Data Protection Regulation:

In the following we inform you about the collection of personal data

when using our website. Personal data is all data

that can be personally related to you, such as name, address, email addresses or user behavior.

I. Name and address of the operator responsible for data protection

MR Karl – Josef Jörrißen

Pommernstrasse 10

52477 Alsdorf

Phone 0160 917 916 06

The data on the topic IMPRINT can of course be found on the IMPRINT page

II. Name and address of the data protection officer Data protection officer

The legal requirements for the obligation

There are no provisions for the appointment of a data protection officer.

Nevertheless, the responsible person is Mr. Karl Josef Jörrißen,

Pommernstrasse 10 in 52477 Alsdorf

For concerns about data protection

please contact alleinunterhalter@web.de

Phone 0160 917 916 06

III. General information on data processing – data protection

1. Purpose and scope of processing of personal data

We collect and use personal data of our users

on the basis of legal regulations, insofar as this is necessary for the provision

and maintaining the functions, content and services of the website.

When using special services such as the use of

a contact form, the collection and use

personal data of our users after the user has given their consent.

2. Legal basis for the processing of personal data – Data Protection Regulation

The legal basis for the processing of personal data is Art. 6 (1) (a) GDPR if the data subject has given their consent; Art. 6 (1) (b) GDPR if the personal data is processed to fulfill a contract; Art. 6 (1) (c) GDPR if the personal data is processed to fulfill a legal obligation; and Art. 6 (1) (d) GDPR if the vital interests of the data subject or another natural person require the processing of personal data.

If processing is necessary to protect a legitimate interest of our company or a third party and the interests, fundamental rights and freedoms of the data subject do not outweigh the former interest, Art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR serves as the legal basis for processing.

3. Data deletion and storage period – Data protection – Storage time of your data

I don't save your data but I have to write these words here.

Personal data of the data subject will be deleted or blocked as soon as the purpose or legal obligation for storage no longer applies. Storage may also take place if legal provisions so provide.

4. Encrypted transmission – data protection with my help

For security reasons and to protect the transmission of personal data, such as the requests you send to us as the website operator, this website uses SSL encryption (Secure Socket Layer) in conjunction with the highest level of encryption supported by your browser. This is usually 256-bit encryption. If your browser does not support 256-bit encryption

IV. Provision of the website and creation of log files

1. Description and scope of data processing

I am not transmitting anything and it is not my server.

Despite everything, the text below must also be here.

Whenever you access our website for information purposes only,

i.e. if you do not register or otherwise provide us with information,

Our system automatically collects personal data

and information that your computer system transmits to our server.

If you want to view our website,

we collect the following data, which is technically necessary for us,

to display our website and to ensure the stability

and to ensure safety:

(1) Information about the browser software, its language and the version used

(2) User’s operating system and interface

(3) User’s IP address

(4) Date and time of access

(5) Content of the request (specific page)

(6) Access status/http status code

(7) Websites from which the user’s system accesses our website

The data is also stored in the log files of our system.

This data will not be stored together with other personal data of the user.

2. Legal basis for data processing – Data protection Legal basis

The legal basis for the temporary storage of data is Art. 6 Para. 1 lit. f GDPR.

3. Purpose of data processing –

The temporary storage of the IP address by the system is necessary to enable the website to be delivered to the user's computer. For this purpose, the user's IP address must be stored for the duration of the session.

The data is stored in log files to ensure the functionality of the website. We also use the data to optimize the website and to ensure the security of our information technology systems. The data is not evaluated for marketing purposes in this context.

Our legitimate interest in data processing pursuant to Art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR also lies in these purposes.

4. Duration of storage of your data – Data protection storage time

The data is deleted as soon as it is no longer required to achieve the purpose for which it was collected. If the data is collected to provide the website, this is the case when the respective session has ended.

If the data is stored in log files, this is the case after seven days at the latest. Storage beyond this period is possible. In this case, the users' IP addresses are deleted or altered in such a way that it is no longer possible to assign the calling client.

5. Possibility of objection and removal

An objection to the collection and processing of personal data is only possible in the case of voluntary information given as part of a consent, but not in the case of data in log files that are absolutely necessary for the operation of the website.

V. Use of cookies

1. Description and scope of data processing

Our website uses cookies. Cookies are text files that

in the Internet browser or from the Internet browser on the end device (PC, laptop, tablet, smartphone, etc.)

of the user. When a user visits a website, a cookie can

stored on the user’s operating system.

This cookie contains a characteristic string,

which enables the browser to be uniquely identified when the website is accessed again.

Cookies do not cause any damage to your device, do not contain viruses,

Trojans or other malware. Information is stored in the cookie,

which arise in connection with the specific end device used.

However, this does not mean that we immediately become aware of your identity.

We use cookies to make our website more user-friendly.

Some elements of our website require that the browser

can also be identified after changing sides.

The following data is stored and transmitted in the cookies:

(1) Session-ID

(2) Acceptance of the Cookie Notice

In addition, cookies from Google Analytics are used to analyse visitor behaviour, for more information see IX 1. a)

( I do not store any data

and don't use any Google Analytics stuff either)

2. Data protection Legal basis for data processing

The legal basis for the processing of personal data is Art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR.

3. Purpose of data processing – Data protection information

The purpose of using cookies is to simplify the use of websites for users. Some functions of our website cannot be offered without the use of cookies. For these, it is necessary that the browser is recognized even after changing pages.

We need cookies for the following applications:

(1) To prevent / detect misuse of the website

(2) Cookie notice banner

The user data collected through technically necessary cookies is not used to create user profiles. Our legitimate interest in processing personal data for the aforementioned purposes also lies in accordance with Art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR.

4. Duration of storage, possibility of objection and removal

Cookies are stored on the user's computer and transmitted from there to our site. Therefore, as a user, you have full control over the use of cookies. You can deactivate or restrict the transmission of cookies by changing the settings in your Internet browser. Cookies that have already been stored can be deleted at any time. This can also be done automatically. If cookies are deactivated for our website, it may no longer be possible to fully use all of the website's functions.

VI. Contact form and email contact

1. Description and scope of data processing

There is a form on our website that can be used to contact us electronically. If a user uses this option, the data entered in the input mask is sent to us. This data is all the data you have entered. Example:

Event day, event type, venue, type of show act, number of guests, music genre, playing time, first name, last name, telephone/mobile, email, message

At the time the message is sent, the following data is also not consciously stored.

Nevertheless, we would like to point out that YOUR BROWSER may store this data itself.

(1) IP address (we are not interested in this) but the law requires that this be mentioned here.

(2) Date and time of sending the form

Your consent will be obtained for the processing of the data as part of the sender process and reference will be made to this data protection declaration.

Alternatively, you can contact us using the email address provided. In this case, the user's personal data transmitted with the email will be stored.

In this context, the data will not be passed on to third parties. The data will be used exclusively for processing the conversation.

2. Legal basis for data processing

The legal basis for the processing of data is Art. 6 (1) (a) GDPR if the user has given their consent; for the processing of data transmitted when sending an e-mail, the legal basis is Art. 6 (1) (f) GDPR.

If the e-mail contact is aimed at concluding a contract, the additional legal basis for processing is Art. 6 (1) (b) GDPR.

3. Purpose of data processing

The processing of personal data from the input mask serves us solely to process the contact. In the case of contact by email, this also constitutes the necessary legitimate interest in processing the data.

The other personal data processed during the sending process serve to prevent misuse of the contact form and to ensure the security of our information technology systems.

4. Duration of storage

The data is deleted as soon as it is no longer required to achieve the purpose for which it was collected. For the personal data from the input mask of the contact form and those that were sent by email, this is the case when the respective conversation with the user has ended. The conversation is ended when it can be inferred from the circumstances that the matter in question has been conclusively clarified.

Any additional personal data collected during the sending process will be deleted after a period of seven days at the latest.

5. Opportunities for objection and removal

The user has the option to revoke his consent to the processing of personal data at any time. If the user contacts me by email, he can object to the storage of his personal data at any time. In such a case, the conversation (THE CONVERSATION IN WRITTEN WAY) cannot be continued. If there is an objection to optional personal data that is not marked as a mandatory field, for example in the contact forms, a conversation can still be continued under certain circumstances.

To revoke the processing of personal data transmitted via contact form or email, simply send an informal email to Alleinunterhalter@web.de

In this case, all personal data that was saved during the contact process will be deleted. (I have no interest in such things anyway) but I have to write it all down here. (Regulations of the Federal Republic of Germany and its laws.

VII. Guestbook function – I don’t have a guestbook but it’s in here anyway.

1. Description and scope of data processing

On my website you can possibly leave an entry in the guest book. If a user takes advantage of this opportunity, the data entered in the input mask will be sent to me and saved. This data is:

Name, email address, possible website, comment of the respective person etc. etc.

At the time the message is sent, the following data is also stored:

(1) IP Address

(2) Date and time of sending the form

Your consent will be obtained for the processing of the data during the sending process and reference will be made again to this data protection declaration.

In this context, absolutely no data will be passed on to third parties. The data will be used exclusively for processing the comment.

2. Legal basis for data processing – Data protection processing

The legal basis for the processing of the data is the user’s consent pursuant to Art. 6 (1) (a) GDPR.

3. Purpose of data processing

The processing of personal data from the input mask serves us solely to process the guest book entry. The other personal data processed during the sending process serve to prevent misuse of the comment function and to ensure the security of our information technology systems.

4. Duration of storage

I (Karl – Josef Jörrißen) will delete the data as soon as it is no longer required to achieve the purpose for which it was collected. This is the case for personal data from the guest book if the respective guest book entry is not published or is deleted.

Any additional personal data collected during the sending process will be deleted after a period of seven days at the latest.

5. Possibility of objection and removal

The user has the option to withdraw his consent to the processing of personal data at any time. In such a case, the comment cannot be published.

To revoke the processing of personal data transmitted via comment, simply send an informal email to Alleinunterhalter@web.de

In this case, all personal data that was saved when entering the guestbook entry will be deleted.

VIII. Analysis tools (I don’t have them, but they need to be written here)

1. Tracking-Tools

The tracking measures listed below and which I may use are carried out on the basis of Art. 6 Paragraph 1 Clause 1 Letter f of GDPR. With the tracking measures used, we want to ensure that our website is designed to meet your needs and is continuously optimized. On the other hand, we use the tracking measures to statistically record the use of our website and to evaluate it for the purpose of optimizing our offer for you. These interests are to be regarded as legitimate within the meaning of the aforementioned provision.

The respective data processing purposes and data categories can be found in the corresponding tracking tools.

a) Google Analytics (( I DON'T USE IT )) But I have to write it here.

For the purpose of needs-based design and continuous optimization of our pages, we use Google Analytics, a web analysis service of Google Inc. (https://www.google.de/intl/de/about/) (1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, USA; hereinafter referred to as "Google"). In this context, pseudonymized user profiles are created and cookies (see under V.) are used. The information generated by the cookie about your use of this website, such as

• Browser type/version,• operating system used,• referrer URL (the previously visited page),• host name of the accessing computer (IP address),• time of the server request,

are transferred to a Google server in the USA and stored there. The information is used to evaluate the use of the website, to compile reports on website activity and to provide other services related to website activity and internet usage for the purposes of market research and needs-based design of these Internet pages. This information may also be transferred to third parties if this is required by law or if third parties process this data on behalf of Google. Under no circumstances will your IP address be merged with other data held by Google. The IP addresses are anonymized so that they cannot be assigned to a specific user (IP masking).

You may prevent the installation of cookies by setting your browser software accordingly; however, we would like to point out that in this case you may not be able to use all functions of this website to their full extent.

You can also prevent Google from collecting the data generated by the cookie and relating to your use of the website (including your IP address) and from processing this data by downloading and installing a browser add-on (https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout?hl=de).

As an alternative to the browser add-on, especially for browsers on mobile devices, you can also prevent Google Analytics from collecting data by clicking on this link. An opt-out cookie will be set that prevents your data from being collected in the future when you visit this website. The opt-out cookie is only valid in this browser and only for our website and is stored on your device. If you delete the cookies in this browser, you must set the opt-out cookie again.

Further information on data protection in connection with Google Analytics can be found in the Google Analytics Help (https://support.google.com/analytics/answer/6004245?hl=de).

IX. Tools / Other data protection-relevant technologies

1. YouTube (Embedded Videos)

To play and display videos that have been uploaded to the YouTube platform, the YouTube embedding function is used on my website. (Your data is then stored by Google/Youtube, but not on my site.)

The provider YouTube belongs to Google LLC, 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043, USA.

My videos are embedded in the so-called “extended data protection mode”, which, according to the provider, only processes personal data once the user has started playing the video.

When a user starts playback, YouTube says it collects information that is used to collect video statistics, improve user-friendliness and prevent misuse of the functions. So be careful with YouTube when it comes to data protection.

If the user is logged into their Google account within the browser, the data collected by YouTube is assigned to their account. To prevent this, the user should log out of their account before starting to play embedded YouTube videos. YouTube uses cookies to process the data mentioned, among other things. In any case, no data is forwarded by me! I don't need it! Data protection is therefore not relevant to me.

The data is often stored and evaluated by Google (even if the user is not logged in) as usage profiles in your browser. The legal basis for such an evaluation is Art. 6 Paragraph 1 Letter f of GDPR, based on Google's legitimate interests in the needs-based design of its content, market research and/or the display of personalized advertising. The user has the right to object to the creation of these user profiles. This right must be asserted directly against YouTube.

Google LLC, based in the USA, is certified for the US-European data protection agreement "Privacy Shield", which guarantees compliance with the data protection level applicable in the EU. Data protection means a lot to them, but try to defend yourself against Google guidelines. POINTLESS!

Further information on data protection at YouTube can be found in the provider's privacy policy at: https://www.google.de/intl/de/policies/privacy

X. Rights of the data subject with regard to data protection

If your personal data is processed on my website

(I DO NOT PROCESS ANY OF THEM, BUT I HAVE TO WRITE IT HERE LIKE THIS),

You are a data subject within the meaning of the GDPR and have the following rights

to the person responsible. If you have any questions about data protection

and in particular regarding the rights of those affected, please contact

an Alleinunterhalter@web.de

Data protection – Data protection regulations www.alleinunterhalter.com.de

1. Right to information (Art. 15 GDPR)

You can request confirmation from the controller as to whether personal data concerning you are being processed by us.

If such processing takes place, you can request information from the controller about your personal data processed by us in accordance with Art. 15 GDPR using the following information.

2. Right to rectification (Section 16 GDPR)

You have the right pursuant to Art. 16 GDPR to immediately request the correction of inaccurate or completion of your personal data stored by us.

3. Data protection – right to restriction of processing (Art. 18 GDPR)

Under the conditions of Art. 18 GDPR, you can request the restriction of the processing of your personal data.

If the restriction of processing has been restricted in accordance with the above-mentioned requirements, you will be informed by the controller before the restriction is lifted.

4. Right to erasure (Art. 17 GDPR)

In accordance with Art. 17 GDPR, you can request that we delete your personal data stored by us.

5. Right to inform third parties

If you have asserted your right to rectification, erasure or restriction of processing vis-à-vis the responsible party, this party is obliged to inform all recipients to whom the personal data concerning you was disclosed of said rectification, erasure or restriction of processing, unless doing so should prove impossible or involve disproportionate expenditure. You also have the right to be informed of these recipients.

6. Right to data portability

You have the right to receive your personal data that you have provided to us in a structured, common and machine-readable format or to request that it be transmitted to another responsible party in accordance with Art. 20 GDPR

7. Right to object to data protection

If your personal data is processed on the basis of legitimate interests in accordance with Art. 6 Paragraph 1 Clause 1 Letter f of GDPR, you have the right to object to the processing of your personal data in accordance with Art. 21 GDPR, provided there are reasons for doing so that arise from your particular situation or the objection is directed against direct advertising. In the latter case, you have a general right of objection, which we will implement without specifying a particular situation.

If you would like to exercise your right of withdrawal or objection, simply send an email to Alleinunterhalter@web.de

8. Right to revoke the declaration of consent under data protection law

You have the right to revoke your consent to data protection at any time. The revocation of the consent does not affect the legality of the processing carried out on the basis of the consent until the revocation. Data protection regulations without end - no one can keep up with them anymore!

9. Automated decision-making in individual cases, including profiling

You have the right not to be subjected to a decision based solely on automated processing – including profiling – which produces legal effects concerning you or similarly significantly affects you. This shall not apply if the decision

(1) is necessary for the conclusion or performance of a contract between you and the controller,

(2) is permitted by Union or Member State law to which the controller is subject and which contains appropriate measures to safeguard your rights and freedoms as well as your legitimate interests, or

(3) with your express consent.

However, these decisions must not be based on special categories of personal data pursuant to Art. 9 (1) GDPR, unless Art. 9 (2)(a) or (g) applies and appropriate measures to protect your rights and freedoms as well as your legitimate interests have been taken.

In the cases referred to in (1) and (3), the controller shall implement suitable measures to safeguard your rights and freedoms and legitimate interests, including at least the right to obtain human intervention on the part of the controller, to express your point of view and to contest the decision.

10. Right to lodge a complaint with a supervisory authority

Without prejudice to any other administrative or judicial remedy, you have the right to lodge a complaint with a supervisory authority, in particular in the Member State of your residence, place of work or place of the alleged infringement, if you consider that the processing of personal data concerning you infringes the GDPR.

The supervisory authority to which the complaint was submitted shall inform the complainant of the status and outcome of the complaint, including the possibility of a judicial remedy under Art. 78 GDPR.

Note from solo entertainer NRW and DJ NRW

If anything is missing, write to me and I will put the nonsense here too.

Anyone who has something against my privacy policy should simply close this page and look for someone else.

There is nothing I hate more than scammers and know-it-alls who sue others or make threats on the Internet.

We have created a world out there that is incredibly mean, underhanded and ruthless. (That's not for me).

So if you don't like something about my page, you can close it and BLOCK it. Done.

Whenever there are NEW laws I always try to keep myself informed about them, however it is not EASY because many laws are SILENTLY "INVENTED" and only rip-off lawyers are the first to know about these NEW REGULATIONS. In most cases citizens do not receive any information about them at first and are then given warnings in the thousands.

Recently someone used a font (Google FONTS) but this is not permitted without further information on data protection... etc. Etc... I was lucky and only used fonts specified by WEB.DE. I cannot use any others because I use a website builder.

TEXT.: Property - Karl Josef Jörrißen

Pommernstrasse 10

52477 Alsdorf

Phone 0160 917 916 06

E-Mail.: Alleinunterhalter@web.de